Humor

What’s Wrong with the American Economy Illustrated by Calvin & Hobbes

10.23.2009 Business

I don’t know if this is a real Calvin and Hobbes but it illustrates some great points about American Business and our economy. It appears lately that the American Business Juggernaut has been sidelined. I believe we have too much government intervention hindering business.  It has become easier to do business elsewhere. Its cheaper, its faster, more efficient [...]

Just What the Hell is Happening at the White House

09.17.2009 Humor

President Barack Obama fighting Darth Vader on the White House lawn.

Diamonds are Forever even if Your Marriage Isn’t.

08.19.2009 Humor

This ring came with a romantic proposal, then following, 8 years of lies and deceit. Which I would trade for 8 root canals with no anesthesia!Apparently “Eternity” is just a perfume, and I think it STINKS. Ultimately he lost 3 gorgeous kids and the best thing that ever happened to him!Win-Win. YOU get a ring-set at a great price and I got rid of the job-less cheat! When you call, please refer to this ad as the “Gladys, Cassy, Hilary, Brenda and Secretary” ad, because those are the women he left me and his kids for.

Caveat Emptor BUYER BEWARE

07.21.2009 Cars

1987 GOLD honda accord on 13s..Talk about getn STATUS in the HOOD… It does RUN…really it does. Has New tires, New gold 2 hours custom spray paint job of 6 cans @6.23 a can, and stunts on 13” chrome hubcaps. Has radiator leak. Drives okay… but you have to keep putting coolant in it… but thats with most off road cars anyways. It has dings and dents on the body. The car does have jumping capabilities and can ride a wheelie on front and back wheels with a skilled driver of course…Do not attempt if you suck @ driving. Reason for selling: it’s too damn ballin for us. We want to tone it down a bit and maybe get a Rally Van. I only put PREMIUM 91 gas in it and change the oil every 20 jumps and not a jump more! Pick up this ballin whip for cash money only.. for a steal @ A REDUCED price thats bustin my balls for $250 O.B.O or 250 items off the dolla menu. or trade for something else that runs of equal or better value preferable better. SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY-

The Governator’s Flight Gets Terminated.

06.21.2009 Humor

California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger had his flight end sooner than expected when the cockpit filled with smoke and landed at Van Nuys Airport.  Schwarzenegger took a photo and twitpic‘ed it and tweeted. And his tweet…. A little adventure just now when my plane made an emergency landing. All’s ok, though. And do you wonder if [...]

President Barack Obama Thumb Drive

05.03.2009 Humor

WTF?   My favorite part of it was the first review of it on Amazon.com “I purchased the Obama drive with hope and change in mind. I did not want just the usual thumb drive, I wanted something new (even if it did not have much experience or brand name to back it up), something [...]

Better Know a District – Utah’s 3rd – Jason Chaffetz

01.24.2009 Humor

This is my Representative. Tell me about your one Black Person? How many in your district are Osmonds? The Colbert ReportMon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c Better Know a District – Utah’s 3rd – Jason Chaffetz Colbert at Christmas Colbert Christmas DVD Green Screen Bill O’Reilly Interview

You Know Its a Bad Year When a Dog Becomes a Shoplifter

12.24.2008 Hero

Video Courtesy of KSL.com

CoEd Jokes Because Its Rivalry Week: BYU vs Utah

11.16.2008 BYU COED Jokes

For some reason this years post of BYU CO ED jokes got stuck in wordpress… Well after a disappointing loss they have become unstuck and publishable.  Enjoy. SInce as long as I can remember BYU Coed jokes have been my favorite… Here are a few including a few Utah Coed jokes. What’s a BYU coed’s [...]

Paris Hilton for President

08.06.2008 Humor

This totally made me laugh… Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad from Paris Hilton See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die