I have a love hate relationship with my internet service provider. I love one thing… the speed but hate almost everything else.

Here are a list of things I would change if I were magically put in charge at Comcast.

Really I need to reboot my modem weekly?

Every week without fail I get to reboot my modem and my router for no reason other than it got confused.

Why does it matter to Comcast?

How the hell could I ever trust you with a business account. Could you even imagine if I had to call my clients I referred to you and have them unplug the modem and wait a few minutes and plug it back in. Now go to your router and do the same thing.  They would die.

How about saving some money by not requiring the novice user to contact you for support.

Upgrading my modem yearly

They expect me to drive to their location and stand in line for 20 minutes just to swap out my modem.

This just sucks. Can’t you mail me one and I send the other one back prepaid?


I am a no hassle kind of customer.  Let me pay my account using a credit card or bank account and you will never ever hear from me again.  No need to send me a bill or a reminder just do your automagical bill pay and leave me the hell alone.  If I want to upgrade or buy more I will ask. Until then leave me alone.

I guess back in May my original card expired. I didn’t hear a peep from Comcast. Today I received a bill for two months payment. There was a pay by mail or a pay by phone for the low processing fee of $5.  WTF? Really I have to pay more to just pay my bill. I don’t think so.

I decided to just update my card.  I spent nearly 1 hour on the phone and in online chat trying to fix it. All I wanted to do was change my card info. My login I had record for didn’t work. I called. It took 3 tries to get to a live body.  The guy on the phone while sugary sweet was trying my patience. I was put on hold about every other question.  My time is just as valuable as yours don’t put me on hold. He transferred me and it didn’t work. I called back and the wait was longer than the original 10 minute hold time.

After several tries including putting my information in 3 times I got a live body via chat.

Why does this matter to Comcast?

I am a no hassle no frills customer. It takes nothing but uptime to make me happy. However if you make it a huge hassle to pay my bill I will become a nuisance.  Poor design makes it more labor intensive to service my needs as well as to just take my money. Streamline the process and make it easier for the customer. Don’t transfer me around for a simple billing change.

Do what you tell me you will…

I once cancelled my 2 year contract with Comcast Cable TV because they no showed  on the day of the install. After DirectTV didn’t want to help me get a DVR affordably after 8 years but would if I was a new customer, a Comcast rep came to my door promising me the moon and stars. I asked when he said tomorrow between 1 and 5.  He now showed. When I went to call my rep a DishNetwork rep appeared on my doorstep. I asked when and he installed it within an hour. I called right then and cancelled a $150 a month account.

Why does this matter?

You lost a customer for your services, all because you didn’t do what you promised. How many more are you losing? I know its impossible to please everyone all the time but you seem to constantly disappoint.