Here is another funny ad from the local tv classifieds.

2 carat Diamond Platinum setting ring set with matching 2 carat pendant $6,90000

Beautiful Size 6.5 – 7.Two carat diamond ring set with 4 princess cut diamonds on the engagement ring set in platinum wide band, and the wedding band is a simple line of small round diamonds. Also comes with matching diamond necklace pendant. With 4 princess cut diamonds totaling 2 carats.(if you are interested in them separately, let me know) This ring came with a romantic proposal, then following, 8 years of lies and deceit. Which I would trade for 8 root canals with no anesthesia!Apparently “Eternity” is just a perfume, and I think it STINKS. Ultimately he lost 3 gorgeous kids and the best thing that ever happened to him!Win-Win. YOU get a ring-set at a great price and I got rid of the job-less cheat! When you call, please refer to this ad as the “Gladys, Cassy, Hilary, Brenda and Secretary” ad, because those are the women he left me and his kids for. Jyl801-691-9604PS. I’m Single and gorgeous and deserve a Way better man and WAY bigger ring!


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