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New Mexico Women's Soccer Elizabeth Lambert

New Mexico Lobos Soccer Player Elizabeth Lambert the New Tonya Harding

11.10.2009 Sports

New Mexico women’s soccer defender Elizabeth Lambert has been suspended indefinitely after engaging in rough play — including hauling an opposing player to the ground by her pony tail — in the Lobos’ 1-0 loss to BYU in the Mountain West Conference semifinals.

More BYU CoEd Jokes

08.30.2007 BYU COED Jokes

What’s a BYU coed’s favorite exercise? Jogging to the refrigerator. What did the BYU coed say when her boyfriend blew in her ear? Thanks for the refill, honey. Why did San Francisco get all the lesbians and Provo get all the BYU coeds? San Francisco had first choice. A BYU coed bragged, “I can marry [...]