Humor

Jane Austen's Fight Club

Jane Austen’s Fight Club Video

07.26.2010 Humor

I love the creative brilliance of internet videos. This is an extremely well-produced, faux trailer depicting what would happen if they had fight club during the days of Jane Austen. Pride and Prejudice would be more popular with males if it had more fights where Lizzy busted up Mr. Darcy with a roundhouse to the [...]

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Tiger Woods Too Much Sex Can Be A Bad Thing

More Trouble for Tiger Woods

02.25.2010 Anti-Hero

Tiger Woods’ trouble continues as he may soon appear on an amusing new animal rights billboard in his hometown of Windermere, Fla. The Peta, animal rights group  has created a billboard design showing a photo of the Woods with the included text, “TOO MUCH SEX CAN BE A BAD THING.” The message continues beneath the [...]

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Just What the Hell is Happening at the White House

09.17.2009 Humor

President Barack Obama fighting Darth Vader on the White House lawn.

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President Obama’s Most Popular Statement in Recent Memory

09.15.2009 My Rants

The young lady seems like a perfectly nice person. She’s getting her award. What’s he doing up there? He’s a jackass. (Laughter) No, now — this — all this stuff — I’m assuming all this stuff. Where’s the pool? Come on guys. Cut the president some slack. I got a lot of other stuff on my plate. Yeah. Cause I remember last time it was the fly thing. Now that was the highlight of (trails off)

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Diamonds are Forever even if Your Marriage Isn’t.

08.19.2009 Humor

This ring came with a romantic proposal, then following, 8 years of lies and deceit. Which I would trade for 8 root canals with no anesthesia!Apparently “Eternity” is just a perfume, and I think it STINKS. Ultimately he lost 3 gorgeous kids and the best thing that ever happened to him!Win-Win. YOU get a ring-set at a great price and I got rid of the job-less cheat! When you call, please refer to this ad as the “Gladys, Cassy, Hilary, Brenda and Secretary” ad, because those are the women he left me and his kids for.

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Caveat Emptor BUYER BEWARE

07.21.2009 Cars

1987 GOLD honda accord on 13s..Talk about getn STATUS in the HOOD… It does RUN…really it does. Has New tires, New gold 2 hours custom spray paint job of 6 cans @6.23 a can, and stunts on 13” chrome hubcaps. Has radiator leak. Drives okay… but you have to keep putting coolant in it… but thats with most off road cars anyways. It has dings and dents on the body. The car does have jumping capabilities and can ride a wheelie on front and back wheels with a skilled driver of course…Do not attempt if you suck @ driving. Reason for selling: it’s too damn ballin for us. We want to tone it down a bit and maybe get a Rally Van. I only put PREMIUM 91 gas in it and change the oil every 20 jumps and not a jump more! Pick up this ballin whip for cash money only.. for a steal @ A REDUCED price thats bustin my balls for $250 O.B.O or 250 items off the dolla menu. or trade for something else that runs of equal or better value preferable better. SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY-

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President Barack Obama Thumb Drive

05.03.2009 Humor

WTF?   My favorite part of it was the first review of it on Amazon.com “I purchased the Obama drive with hope and change in mind. I did not want just the usual thumb drive, I wanted something new (even if it did not have much experience or brand name to back it up), something [...]

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