I love the creative brilliance of internet videos. This is an extremely well-produced, faux trailer depicting what would happen if they had fight club during the days of Jane Austen. Pride and Prejudice would be more popular with males if it had more fights whereLizzy busted up Mr. Darcy with a roundhouse to the face.
Tiger Woods’ trouble continues as he may soon appear on an amusing new animal rights billboard in his hometown of Windermere, Fla. The Peta, animal rights group Â has created a billboard design showing a photo of the Woods with the included text, “TOO MUCH SEX CAN BE A BAD THING.” The message continues beneath the headline: “… for little tigers too. Help keep your cats (and dogs) out of trouble: Always spay or neuter!”
A Â blog post at PETA’s web site explains the motivation behind the ad:
One unspayed female cat and her offspring can produce an estimated 420,000 cats in only seven years, and a female dog and her offspring can produce 67,000 puppies in six years. Many of those animals end up unwanted and unloved, often dropped off at animal shelters that are already bursting at the seams.
Just as we all know and accept that the sky is blue, we know that every time a breeder or pet store sells an animal, an animal in an animal shelter loses his or her life.
I think PETA is out of control on most fronts but this is pretty darn funny.
Recently Kanye West made a fool out of himself for someÂ inexplicableÂ reason by ruining a MTV Video Awards Show winners acceptance speech. Â No need to rehash it. Kanya=idiot.
The website TMZ has obtained the audiotape of President Barack Obama calling Kanye West a “jackass” for hijacking Taylor Swift’s acceptance speech during the VMAs.Â Listen Here
Q: Were your girls as hacked off as mine were that Kanye gave Taylor Swift the Joe Wilson treatment?
Obama: I thought that was really inappropriate. You know it was like she’s getting an award — why are you butting in? I, I hear you — I agree with you.
Q: So does that count as the first question?
Obama: The young lady seems like a perfectly nice person. She’s getting her award. What’s he doing up there? He’s a jackass. (Laughter) No, now — this — all this stuff — I’m assuming all this stuff. Where’s the pool? Come on guys. Cut the president some slack. I got a lot of other stuff on my plate. Yeah. Cause I remember last time it was the fly thing. Now that was the highlight of (trails off)
Q: No that worked out well for you. You were a ninja.
Obama: Except PETA… (laughter)
What I find the most interesting thing about this is…
The President said something that I believe 99% of American’s agree with and then he tries to cover it up…
“Cut the President some slack.”
Dude take that one public… you will win some points with Americans. You nearly sounded human… and didn’t sound like Spock.
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I admit it I have become some what of a browse-aholic on a local TV stations classified ads board. I was endulging in my habit when I came across this ad. It made me chuckle so I thought I would share it. Since KSL Classifieds has no sense of humor and will most likely delete it, I have archived it below. Ad taken from this url: KSL Classifieds
1987 GOLD honda accord on 13s..Talk about getn STATUS in the HOOD… It does RUN…really it does. Has New tires, New gold 2 hours custom spray paint job of 6 cans @6.23 a can, and stunts on 13” chrome hubcaps. Has radiator leak. Drives okay… but you have to keep putting coolant in it… but thats with most off road cars anyways. It has dings and dents on the body. The car does have jumping capabilities and can ride a wheelie on front and back wheels with a skilled driver of course…Do not attempt if you suck @ driving. Reason for selling: it’s too damn ballin for us. We want to tone it down a bit and maybe get a Rally Van. I only put PREMIUM 91 gas in it and change the oil every 20 jumps and not a jump more! Pick up this ballin whip for cash money only.. for a steal @ A REDUCED price thats bustin my balls for $250 O.B.O or 250 items off the dolla menu. or trade for something else that runs of equal or better value preferable better. SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY-
My favorite part of it was the first review of it on Amazon.com
“I purchased the Obama drive with hope and change in mind. I did not want just the usual thumb drive, I wanted something new (even if it did not have much experience or brand name to back it up), something that I could say that I was the first to purchase a flash drive of this caliber and of this style. The day that it arrived in the mail I was eager to open it and see what kind of difference it would make in my computing life. The glossy black finish and the shinny chrome trim made the drive one of the more charismatic items I had ever seen on Amazon. For the first few days, it seemed that things were looking up. The speed was good, the preloaded speeches were excellent, but as the 100 day mark approached, the Obama drive dwindled away. The hope of improvement was gone, the change… well the change was there, but not in the way I had expected. It seemed that the preloaded speeches were contradicting the current speeches and the ones given as a candidate. I wasn’t sure if it was a computer glitch or if the Obama drive was malfunctioning. At this point, my hope still lost, more change was on its way. My system crashed! It crashed worse than any other computer crash since the 1950′s! Now that’s change!Â Â I would not recommend this to a friend. Â D. Fantasia”
I some times wonder if people realize he is the President of the United States and not Jesus.