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Diamonds are Forever even if Your Marriage Isn’t.

This ring came with a romantic proposal, then following, 8 years of lies and deceit. Which I would trade for 8 root canals with no anesthesia!Apparently "Eternity" is just a perfume, and I think it STINKS. Ultimately he lost 3 gorgeous kids and the best thing that ever happened to him!Win-Win. YOU get a ring-set at a great price and I got rid of the job-less cheat! When you call, please refer to this ad as the "Gladys, Cassy, Hilary, Brenda and Secretary" ad, because those are the women he left me and his kids for.

By |2016-11-10T20:53:17+00:00August 19th, 2009|Categories: Humor|Tags: |2 Comments

Caveat Emptor BUYER BEWARE

1987 GOLD honda accord on 13s..Talk about getn STATUS in the HOOD... It does RUN...really it does. Has New tires, New gold 2 hours custom spray paint job of 6 cans @6.23 a can, and stunts on 13'' chrome hubcaps. Has radiator leak. Drives okay... but you have to keep putting coolant in it... but thats with most off road cars anyways. It has dings and dents on the body. The car does have jumping capabilities and can ride a wheelie on front and back wheels with a skilled driver of course...Do not attempt if you suck @ driving. Reason for selling: it's too damn ballin for us. We want to tone it down a bit and maybe get a Rally Van. I only put PREMIUM 91 gas in it and change the oil every 20 jumps and not a jump more! Pick up this ballin whip for cash money only.. for a steal @ A REDUCED price thats bustin my balls for $250 O.B.O or 250 items off the dolla menu. or trade for something else that runs of equal or better value preferable better. SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY-

By |2016-11-10T20:53:17+00:00July 21st, 2009|Categories: Cars, Humor|Tags: , |4 Comments

President Barack Obama Thumb Drive

WTF? My favorite part of it was the first review of it on Amazon.com "I purchased the Obama drive with hope and change in mind. I did not want just the usual thumb drive, I wanted something new (even if it did not have much experience or brand name to back it up), something that [...]

By |2016-11-10T20:53:23+00:00May 3rd, 2009|Categories: Humor|Tags: |0 Comments