I built this website 10 years ago for a few simple reasons that are still true today: Reason #1 to learn how to build a website. (Now itâ€™s mostly Search Engine Work) Reason #2 To share my life with friends and family. Reason #3 To Vent about life. A Whatâ€™s Eating Eran Bair?
I use Google Analytics to gather data about my website. Recently I was browsing my websites analytics to see if I could see trends and such and see if any of my tricks work to gain more visitors through website manipulation. Looking through this list I find some very interesting things.
It turns out that I get visitors on some strange searches:
Why do people have goats? 3 searches
(My family had goats growing up and I am still wondering why other than they ate anything including Star thistle which is a crappy weed in northern CA. )
Naked Grandmaâ€™s 179 searches (I find this most disturbingâ€¦ What is wrong with you perverts? It appears there are more deviants than I thought.)
Can you get AIDS from Oral Sex? 4 searches (I guess sex ed. didnâ€™t teach everyone. I found over 40 questions about AIDS alone.)
Where to find a prostitute in Utah county? 1 searches
(This one made me laugh out loud)
What dos the female penguin look like? 2 searches
(A lot like the male)
Wichita Lineman song Sucks 2 searches
(Take it easy on Glen Campbell I am a closet fan who is close to coming out when he buys tickets to his concert in Wendover.)
How to spell Oklahoma? 3 searches
(Now the kids wonâ€™t ever learn to spellâ€¦)
Golden Rentals and Snowmobile rentals Utah Golden 498 searches with over 1000 searches regarding Snowmobile rentals.
(This one makes me so happyâ€¦ I had a horrible snowmobile rental experience with this lousy company and I know now that message is getting through to their customers. Golden Rentals of Murray, Utah SUCKS)