Tuesday, September 20, 2005
Is Bacon the ultimate Weapon for Terrorists?
I returned to my office today to the smell of bacon. It instantly made me crave bacon despite just eating a very large lunch. Has bacon become the weapon of choice for worldwide terrorists? Imagine being on an airplane tired and hungry with no peanuts left and suddenly it hits you…the smell of cooking bacon, the ultimate terror. For centuries, Muslims and Jews have been warning mankind of the perils of bacon. Have the terrorist finally found a way to cause Americans to change their policies abroad? Probably not but the smell of bacon in my office is killing me.
I returned to my office today to the smell of bacon. It instantly made me crave bacon despite just eating a very large lunch. Has bacon become the weapon of choice for worldwide terrorists? Imagine being on an airplane tired and hungry with no peanuts left and suddenly it hits you…the smell of cooking bacon, the ultimate terror. For centuries, Muslims and Jews have been warning mankind of the perils of bacon. Have the terrorist finally found a way to cause Americans to change their policies abroad? Probably not but the smell of bacon in my office is killing me.
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