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Tuesday, February 26, 2008

San Antonio Texas Home Inspection Service

My dad has been working to start his own home inspection business. He has experience in new home construction as well as years of professional level maintence and property upkeep.

In Texas it is common for new home purchasers to hire an inspector to inspect construction as its built to assure that problems by the builder are averted as well as before you purchase an existing home. Inspections are often purchased by those who need an independant 3rd party to assess home repair needs, and protect against dishonest repairs.

My Dad's company is Evan Bair Home Inspections. He is currently creating a blog to help people understand the needs, the importance and the how to of home inspections. Visit His San Antonio Texas Home Inspection Service Site

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Friday, February 22, 2008

Chunga Gives Mister West the BOOOT!!!

So the truth comes out about a beloved radio DJ

Deseret News... Friday, Feb. 22, 2008 12:56 a.m. MST

ó"Mister West," the former KENZ ("The End," FM-101.9) morning personality, now works for the Deseret Morning News as an assistant city editor.

"It was the last thing in the world I expected," Mister said of his dismissal after more than eight years at KENZ.

The show had been consistently in the top five of the 25 morning shows in the market.

"They negotiated with Chunga and he signed a new deal," Mister said. "I was fully intending to receive a contract offer when my general manager sat me down and told me that morning's show had been my last. They offered no severance; just had someone escort me from the building. I was shocked. He refused to give me any reason for the decision other than to say it was nothing I had or hadn't done. It wasn't until days later that I learned from others that Chunga had insisted on the change as part of his contract talks."

Mister said he has no idea why this happened, as the two had worked together well for more than 15 years and he considered him a friend.

"Chunga is easily the funniest person I've ever met. My job was to make him and the show better, and I know I helped do that."

Citadel Broadcasting, the owner of KENZ, had no comment on Mister's dismissal, because it is company policy not to discuss personnel issues. Because of that corporate policy, neither Chunga nor the station manager would comment.

Mister said he'd like to at least return to radio part-time one day, though Citadel is holding him to a six-month "no-compete" clause.

Mister's radio career spans 20 years, with work also at KCGL, KJQN, KFMY and KXRK. Before working at KENZ, he was employed as a reporter and an editor at the Deseret Morning News.

What I would like to know now is: Is Chelsea sleeping with Chunga? Because any DJ that sucks as bad as her must be doing something to promote her career... Chunga should have had Chelsea's termination as part of the new contract as well...

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Thursday, February 21, 2008

Handful of Senators Donít Pass Legislation

"Yeah, my bloodís so mad feels like coagulatiní
Iím sitting here just contemplatiní
I canít twist the truth, it knows no regulation.
Handful of senators donít pass legislation
And marches alone canít bring integration
When human respect is disintegratiní
This whole crazy world is just too frustratiní "

Eve of Destruction by Barry Maquire

I love hysteria about how more gun laws make us safer. I believe that 95% of the laws passed do nothing to protect us from what ever perceived harm. Here is an example from a letter to the editor from the Salt Lake Tribune.

No more guns

Am I the only person in this country who believes that until we pass stiffer laws regarding our access to guns, there will continue to be shooting after shooting in our universities and our places of business?

People keep asking why? The answer is right in front of your face. Even if they are sold legally, guns have no other purpose whatsoever than to harm, destroy property or kill innocent people. Is it not our right to bear arms, some argue? To those who respond with that question, I answer, no, it is my right to live without the fear that I am going to be killed sitting in a classroom or at my desk at work.

There is only one way to ensure this right. No more guns!

Pamela Beheshti
North Salt Lake

Ok ANTI-GUN People Here it is spelled out for you in plain and simple video

Gun Myths by John Stossell ABC News

Myth: Gun Control Reduces Crime by John Stossell ABC News

So just to clarify it... Gun Control does not lower crime or gun violence

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Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Webnovate - Innovating & Renovating the Web One Site at a Time!

I have a part-time job with a local web development company called Webnovate. Webnovate specializes in custom web development, search engine optimization (SEO), and web marketing. We are a firm that is located in Provo, Utah with clients throughout the United States. We specialize in innovating new websites and renovating old ones. We focus mostly on improving small businessí websites to maximize web exposure and boost the bottom-line quickly and efficiently knowing that our clients donít have large amounts of cash to expand their business. It is critical for us to use tried and true means to boost business for our clients.

Our portfolio of clients includes mostly small business that is looking for professional web design, search engine optimization (SEO), and web marketing.Our team consists of creative graphic designers, talented web programmers, exceptional web hosting servers, and remarkable project managers. Our websites are not only beautiful in design, but they result in additional sales for your company with our marketing strategies as in Search Engine Optimization (SEO) and AdWord Campaigns.

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Sundance Resort

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Harris & Carter Law Firm

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Utah Citizens Alliance

Evan Bair Home Inspections

Heber Valley Railroad

HBC Custom Home Builders

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Tuesday, February 19, 2008

JayLynn Studios

Since 1906, JayLynn Studios in Salt Lake City has specialized in capturing memories and considers it a privilege to be a part of those memories. JayLynnís photographers have delivered quality, professional photos for nearly four generations, capturing everything from weddings to senior pictures. The personable and caring ambiance of the original 1906 establishment is still evident through JayLynnís photography specialists who hand-finish each photo with precision in order to give the customer the quality they expect and deserve.

JayLynn Studios is committed to providing the best service with the most professional results. They view their customers as more than just customers, but as friends. JayLynnís creative insight and attention to detail creates unforgettable moments for a lifetime. For other photographers, capturing great photos is their job, but for JayLynn, it is their passion.

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Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Don't Ever Say I think I am going to buy a Gun...

If you ever wanted to bring up a controversial subject that brings out peoplesí ire tell them you are thinking about purchasing a gun. I have recently created a firestorm in my circle of non-gun friends. I had no idea I had that many non-gun friends. I had no idea the opinions I would get when I asked different people about the subject.

A little backgroundÖ I was raised with guns. No my family and I werenít gun nuts. We didnít have a gun safe but we had several guns. My parents were extremely strict with the weapons and taught me a deep respect for them. We had an extremely safe place to shoot and enjoy these guns. We are very close to a family who might be classified as borderline gun nuts who often shot with us. I mean if you have a gun safe you must be a nut right? For those not used to the sarcasm of my writing the answer is no you are not a gun nut if you have a gun safe. In scouts we often times went to the gun range and shot skeet and trap. I got a bb gun for my 12th birthday and spent 5 years shooting the hell out of everything in my neighborhood with my best friend Robert.

After my mission I used to shoot guns with many of my mission friends. My MTC companionís family was your typical Utah family of hunters. They had guns up the wazoo. We often went hunting and shooting. It was fun. I remember when living in Los Angeles going into the unpopulated edges of the county and shooting an assault rifle that had a 50 round clip. We would buy K-Mart pop in cans and shoot them. The SKS rifle would make the can vaporize with its large round. It was good clean fun. Not one of my friends with guns has shot or killed anyone: an amazing feat since the anti-gun nuts think that all gun owners are on the verge of going on a killing rampage and its all just a matter of time. After all these people think guns kill peopleÖ they donít. People kill people. You could take a loaded Glock and chamber a round with the firing pin read to release with a simple pull of the trigger and leave that handgun on the kitchen table for 5 years and unless someone touches it, it will not fire. People kill people not guns.

Denmark has extremely strict gun control and they still have murders. Again let me re-emphasize that I am not some NRA card toting gun nut where Charlton Heston was my president and you can peel my gun from my cold dead fingers. I simply believe in oneís right to bear arms but thatís about as radical as this gun thing is for me. As a side note I even went through a period were I was possible anti-gun but I think it was un-due influence from my ultra-liberal girlfriend at the time. Hell she even convinced me to vote for some local democrat bozos that I am still ashamed I gave my vote. But that is a blog confession for another time back to the subject.

Since getting married 6 years ago I have been concerned about protecting my family. It turns out I enjoy having a wife and now a kid and a foster kid. In the last three years things have changed even more as I have had an awakening to crime. Almost three years ago I got a job doing IT for 911 in Salt Lake City, Utah. My center handles 911 calls including Police and Fire dispatch for 1.2 million Salt Lake County residents from 2100 South to Utah County line from the Ocre Mountains to the Wasatch Mountains. During this time I have learned a thing or two about Utah. Crime is rampant or at least a lot more prevalent than the news reports. The news barely scratches the surface of the scary things out there. Its bad enough that I try not to see any of the 911-call information. I think that if the average Joe citizen were to see the information that I see on a regular basis that they would move to BFE, buy a gun and put in a war bunker and never come out.

Over time crime has become a concern of mineÖ I donít want to be a victim and while you canít 100% secure yourself from crime you can limit your liability. Be aware of your surroundings, be confident, donít go into bad areas etc etc. But my biggest concern is what happens when crime comes to your house? I know the Mormon mentality of it wonít happen to me because I live righteously wonít fully protect me. Donít get me wrong here. I guess I am a product of the Boy Scouts where the motto was ďBe PreparedĒ. I think if I prepare God will also help keep me safe.

In the last year because of my job I have been privy to information about some horrendous crimes. Robberies where the criminals (I have noticed in my training that most cops call criminals ď$#@%bagsĒ) use woman to get people to open their doors before the $#@% bags bust in. One of these types the criminals shot the dogs and then tied up the family up, lead the dad around the house gathering up valuables and then the robbers decided they were going to kill the family so the dad goes nuts and gets the gun away from the robber and kills one and wounds the other. There have been several similar events. All of these things have been adding to my worry about keeping my family safe. I have been thinking about security at the house and how to protect my self from becoming a victim. Criminals look for easy targets of opportunity.

While contemplating my options and speaking with as many police professional as I could about the subject, my work started offering low cost or even free training for getting your Utah Conceal and Carry Weapons Permit. I would estimate that 90% of my coworkers have attended this training and or have their CCW I had spent the last two years thinking about this after a couple of road rage incidents that really scared me. On two different occasions I was chased for miles by angry motorists, and I wonder what would have happened if I hadnít been able to run away. Another incident was while driving home from my work I had someone approach my car and try to get into while the top was off the jeep. If the light hadnít turned green I could have been in real trouble. I donít work in a very good part of the Salt Lake Valley. These incidents scared me and I thought I need something to defend myself from the wackos in the world and especially my wife and kids. Other events that have recently increased my worry include my next-door neighbor having their truck stolen from their driveway, a break in at one of the units across the street. I also believe that one of our neighbors might have a drug problem judging by sketchy people coming by and tracks on her arm. If for no other reason meth addicts are a reason to buy a gun. These are some of the scariest people in the world who while high seem to have incredible strength and a limitless threshold of pain. All from first hand police accounts.

The polarizing moment for me came last summerÖ when I decided to get off the fence and take action. I was invited to The Association of Public-Safety Communications Officials (APCO) Salt Lake City conference. One of the classes offered was a break down of the Trolley Square Shooting. The class discussed what happened from a 911 Call center and Police Dispatch point of view. The APCO class was taught by Salt Lake City Police Officer Sgt. Andrew Oblad, Officer Kenneth Hammond of the Ogden Police Department and his wife (I canít remember her name) who is a dispatcher for Weber County. Officer Hammond and his wife were at Trolley Square when the shooting started. Hammond is credited with saving lives by engaging the shooter until the police arrived. Hammond was carrying a concealed weapon and was able to step up and save lives. His wife had completed the CCW course and was carrying her weapon as well. She talked about how she was hesitant to take the classes and to train. She was nervous about carrying a weapon and that maybe it was just too much. The incident at Trolley Square changed her view. The couple gave one of the best heartfelt testimonials about the choice they had made to carry their weapons with them that night. Hammond and his wife were not bragging heroes but average ordinary people who took upon themselves to step up and help not knowing that they were heroes. I wish I had a video of this presentation because it was amazing and the packed room was silent as they retold their story. It was amazing. This presentation sealed it for me that I would get off the fence and sign up and take the CCW class through my work.

The whole Trolley Square Shooting was over in less than 7 minutes from the first shot until the shooter was dead. Hammond had more than 20 rounds fired at him. Oblad who didnít say it but we later found out was the officer who killed the shooter. I am not looking to be the hero, I am not looking to be a vigilante, I hope to never be a victim of a violent crime but I also canít stand by and do nothing to protect my most valuable possession my family.

After I took the class and I applied for my permit my wife finds out by finding my application and is none to pleased. I guess I should have told her and have been more upfront than saying I am attending some training and I will be home later. I am not sure why she was mad but she was pissed. She has since come around after I explained myself. Lately she has been gathering food storage in preparation for what ever might come our way. I think a gun is just as important. How do we protect our selves, our property and our food storage without a tool to do it? My wife was my first negative backlash.

All of my coworkers in my department have taken, applied and have received their permits. I would describe my department of 6 as a varied mix of males and females from ultra conservative to ultra liberal from lifetime gun enthusiast hunters to absolute gun newbies. We run the spectrum of society. All of us have belief that we have the right and the need for protection. We have gone to the gun range several times as a department.

On to some of the backlashÖ My father-in-law who is one of the nicest people on the planet gave me this advice. ďI try to live so that if I am killed I am worthy to live with my Heavenly Father.Ē While this is good advice I believe that God also states that faith with out works is dead. I take this to mean that that advice is all well and dandy but that I should also do something to protect myself other than saying my prayers.

My very own mother freaked out and stated, ďI donít think you should buy a gun. Its too big of a liability. Too many times the criminals just take the homeowners gun and kill them.Ē Ok maybe but 100% of all criminals arm themselves whether itís knives, guns, clubs, fists or what ever. My CCW instructor said that in a fight with a criminal itís ok to cheat to win. He meant that do what it takes to survive. If walking away will work do it, if running will work do it, but if you need to use more force to save your life use it and donít play fair there are no rules other than make sure you win.

I plan on buying a gun in the next few weeks. I plan on taking as much training as possible. I plan on practicing with my weapon as much as possible so that if I ever need to use it I am prepared. I plan on joining a club like Utahís Polite Society so that I can gather the skills necessary to protect my family. I also plan to teach my wife to use a weapon and hopefully find one right for her. I also plan to up security in my house. Install alarms and cameras as well as locks to keep the criminals moving on to easier targets. I am not some paranoid basement dwelling creep. I am an average person living an average life who doesnít want to be a victim. Instead of being the sheep I will be the wolf.

From my work experience criminals donít want to be caught, most crimes are crimes of opportunity and the vast majority of crimes are committed to feed a drug habit.

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Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Primary Day Comes to Utah

And I ainít talking kids and church. Its time to choose candidates for President of these here United states. I find most of the candidates repulsive in some way or another. Maybe its my belief in work. I donít believe in a welfare state. I donít believe in amnesty for criminals or immigrants. I donít believe in government being the great protector of me from myself. I donít believe in large government. I think we pay too much in taxes as the middle class. I believe the constitution of the United States to be a very close to perfect document inspired of by God and it shouldnít be played with. Of all of the reading and research I have done I believe that only one candidate can come close to my beliefs, Mitt Romney and no it isnít because he is mormon. Romney has the experience to take an organization in crises and deliver a better product. It is what he does with his company Bane Capital. It is what he did for the Olympics in Salt Lake it is what he could do as our President. We need some one who isnít an insider in Washington, someone who knows business and how it works. Business will solve the problems of the world far faster and far more efficiently than any government on the earth.

I think voting is important right that many do not exercise. The internet has become an incredible tool for finding out which candidate stands for your values. Check out for more information.

Here are some key things that I think are important:

Illegal Immigration:
Barack Obama and Hilary Clinton both wanted to
Extend welfare and Medicaid to immigrants. (July 06)
The system is already broken so we might as well bankrupt it sooner.

Voted NO on declaring English as the official language of the US government. (Jun 2007)
English is a language that unites us as a country. Learn it and love it.

John McCain voted the same as Obama and Clinton:
Voted YES on allowing illegal aliens to participate in Social Security.
The system is already broken and we are going to go bankrupt anyway.

Mitt Romney
Tuition breaks encourage illegal immigration. (Nov 2005)
Enforce the law against 12 million illegals here now. (

Gun Control
Hillary Clinton
Get weapons off the streets; zero tolerance for weapons. (Sep 1996)
Voted NO on prohibiting lawsuits against gun manufacturers. (Jul 2005)
Voted NO on banning lawsuits against gun manufacturers for gun violence. (Mar 2004)
Limit access to weapons; look for early warning signs. (Sep 2000)
License and register all handgun sales. (Jun 2000)

People are responsible for their actions not gun manufacturers.

Barack Obama
Stop unscrupulous gun dealers dumping guns in cities. (Jul 2007)
Keep guns out of inner cities--but also problem of morality. (Oct 2006)
Ban semi-automatics, and more possession restrictions. (Jul 1998)
Voted NO on prohibiting lawsuits against gun manufacturers. (Jul 2005)

Inner cities have gun problems but are a symptom of other problems. I donít believe in banning any gun especially semi-automatics but that is due to other reasons such as it doesnít specify the type of automatics. There is a difference between a .22 and a AK-47 but yet both are automatics. I believe that people kill people not guns.

John McCain
Prosecute criminals, not citizens for gun ownership. (Sep 2007)
Don't hold gun manufacturers liable for crimes. (Sep 2007)
Opposes restrictions on assault weapons and ammunition types. (Sep 2007)

I think that McCainís views are the closest to mine.

Mitt Romney
Supports Second Amendment rights but also assault weapon ban. (May 2007)
Will support assault weapons bill and Brady Bill. (Aug 1994)

I donít think Mitt Romney still supports the Brady Bill from what I have heard.

War & Terrorism

John McCain
Congressional consultation before attacking Iran's nukes. (Oct 2007)
Sanctions to prevent Iranian nukes; but don't count on UN. (Sep 2007)
Follow Osama bin Laden to the gates of hell. (May 2007)
Prefers not to take troops out of Afghanistan. (Jan 2007)
McCain Principle: Committing troops means completing mission. (Jan 2007)
The War on Terror is the overriding and transcendent issue. (Oct 2004)
The War on Terror is a fight between good and evil. (Aug 2004)
The War on Terror a war we must fight. (Aug 2004)
Avoiding the War on Terror has cost us dearly. (Aug 2004)
Bush promised enemies would soon hear from us and they did. (Aug 2004)
Our adversaries express a hatred for all good in humanity. (Aug 2004)
Iran is sponsor of terrorism; US strike if they get nukes. (May 2007)
Palestine: Against declaration of statehood. (Feb 1999)
I would much rather lose a campaign than lose a war. (Oct 2007)

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