It is no secret that Tom “L Ron” Cruise has spent the last year doing the bizarre. In an effort to keep Katie’s yapper shut during the hatching of the mini-Cruise, Cruise has bought his partner Katie Holmes an adult sized binky.
Story That’s right folks a large pacifier so that she will remain quiet during the birth of his spawn. I guess Cruise is willing to shell out the cashola to have “commissioned” such a birthing toy for Katie. That is true love I tell ya. But I have a bigger question, where the hell do you get an adult size “binky? Is it a Gucci, or Walmart brand? Pyscho! Hey Katie why don’t you stand up to this nut job? PS Katie I’m selling all my Dawson’s River crap!!!