I built this website 10 years ago for a few simple reasons that are still true today: Reason #1 to learn how to build a website. (Now it’s mostly Search Engine Work) Reason #2 To share my life with friends and family. Reason #3 To Vent about life. A What’s Eating Eran Bair?

I use Google Analytics to gather data about my website. Recently I was browsing my websites analytics to see if I could see trends and such and see if any of my tricks work to gain more visitors through website manipulation. Looking through this list I find some very interesting things.

It turns out that I get visitors on some strange searches:

Why do people have goats? 3 searches
(My family had goats growing up and I am still wondering why other than they ate anything including Star thistle which is a crappy weed in northern CA. )

Naked Grandma’s 179 (I find this most disturbing… What is wrong with you perverts? It appears there are more deviants than I thought.)

Can you get AIDS from Oral Sex? 4 (I guess sex ed. didn’t teach everyone. I found over 40 questions about AIDS alone.)

Where to find a prostitute in Utah county? 1
(This one made me laugh out loud)

What dos the female penguin look like? 2
(A lot like the male)

Wichita Lineman song Sucks 2
(Take it easy on Glen Campbell I am a closet fan who is close to coming out when he buys tickets to his concert in Wendover.)

How to spell Oklahoma? 3
(Now the kids won’t ever learn to spell…)

Golden Rentals and Snowmobile rentals Utah Golden 498 with over 1000 searches regarding Snowmobile rentals.
(This one makes me so happy… I had a horrible snowmobile rental experience with this lousy company and I know now that message is getting through to their customers. Golden Rentals of Murray, Utah SUCKS)

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