Stars I Don’t want to See, Hear and Read About in 2006
I am a news junkie. I watch and read too much news. I openly admit I watch Fox News, listen to NPR, read several newspapers every day and read too much on the Internet. I am big enough of a man to admit that lately I have even been listening to talk radio instead of an endless wave of crappy FM music stations cloned from each other. The media likes to over-hype over-report and just plain annoy us with all kinds of news especially Celebrity news. I can’t seem to escape the following celebrity egos. I herby decree a ban on the following:


Paris Hilton
I am not sure why she is such a darling of the media. I don’t find her attractive; she never seems to have anything intelligent to say. It is all just “look at my skimpy outfit.” I just don’t believe that she is that interesting.


Lindsey Lohan
I wish she would just learn to drive. When Disney has to spend $2 million on digital breast reduction in your Herbie movie, it might be time to take out the silicon. Watching her butcher Stevie Nicks’ Edge of Seventeen on the American Music Awards has just pushed me over the edge. If you can’t sing or act don’t be on TV. It seems simple doesn’t it?


Tom Cruise
Wow talk about going off the deep end… and losing all respect. Let’s see I would like to see him shut the hell up about the following: Katie Holmes, Scientology and how much he is in love. Isn’t it bad enough you impregnated America’s Dawson’s Creek star?


Kevin Federline/Britney Spears
Federline is the ultimate slacker/gold digger. It's not "Chaotic" is Moronic. I work in Welfare Valley City if I wanted to see white trash all I have to do is look out my office window. Crawl back into your Louisiana Mansion and disappear.


Harry PotterSure he is fictional and I am sure that I will be despised for saying this but I am sick of Harry Potter everything… I want to go to Toys R Us and not see Harry everything… I want to be able to eat fast food without Harry Potter trying to sell me a hamburger.

Runner-ups in this contest include The Olsen Twins, Jessica Simpson, Nick Lachey Michael Jackson, and Ashlee Simpson.