Tis the Season for Wackos
Being a religious person I sometimes think that the commercialization of Christmas has gone too far but never did I think to have a murderous Santa display.

I nearly wet my pants when a friend of mine sent me this.
Man dates Gal on Internet for six months – and it turns out she’s his mother! Some quotes from the news article: "The conversations even got a little racy a couple of times. But I really started to fall for her, because there seemed to be a sensitive side that you don't see in many girls. She sent me poems she had written and told me about her dreams and desires, and it was really very romantic."

Signs you shouldn’t be a thief: You smash through a door that has a note that reads Please Use Other Door.

If your lawyer describes his testicles, you get a new trial. Of course it’s in Florida.

The Golden State Warriors suck so bad their season ticket promo features Star Players from their opponents. My favorite was the Shaq Paq.

That's Not Your Husband, It's a Mannequin! Is this a sign of how bad our mental healthcare really is?

Microsoft's CEO will have to shop for his Xbox. Steve Ballmer said, "Thanks to the wonders of Sarbanes-Oxley, management does not get a free Xbox 360," BOO HOO!!!