The Unpolishable Turd: ITunes
Dear Steve Jobs
What the F??? I am writing you to express my displeasure. I have had experience with over 10 Ipods from the first version to the latest. I think that the Ipod is one of the greatest inventions in the last 50 years. It’s sleek its elegant it’s has touch screen. The product has sold millions. However that’s about all the good I have to say about this POS.
I sure hope who ever was responsible for the 8 versions of Itunes is behind bars in Guantanimo Bay Cuba and has a nightly date with an Ex-Russian KGB Agent turned Black Water Contractor named Boris and his toy the water board. This piece of software is Al Quada in an Apple Logo’d box. This software is criminal. I sure hope that at least the assclown that wrote this is at least unemployed. What a piece of garbage? I am not sure where to start with the piss poor software so I will just start blurting out.
- Updates you guys update ITunes more often than a pregnant woman with softball sized tumor in her bladder pees. Software updates are good and are nice. It’s good to see a company concerned with progress however I have not seen one update worth the time to download it on an OC12 connection. (For Non Techies a few seconds) I don’t understand why I get to download 80 megabytes of crap. Why do I have to download QuickTime and Safari? If I wanted extra pieces of crap I could go into my back yard and pick up dog poop. I don’t understand. Has any update been good for the consumer? I haven’t seen anything.
- Every time I start ITunes I have a 80% change of it locking up. I can close every program manually delete unneeded processes from the task manager and ITunes will crap out. It is so notorious on my 4 different machines that for I stopped using ITunes to sync my Ipod. For playing music on my desktop there are hundreds of good mp3 players. I manually drag and drop through windows explorer. Then you idiots released the Ipod Touch what a marvel except you have now removed any method of simply dragging and dropping music on my ipod. Thanks for adding that nice touch nothing says I hate my customers like removing functionality. Why don’t you come over in your tight ass black shirt and kaki pants and kick my dog? Better yet just kick me in the nutz.
- ITunes Store… You have made this process so convoluted that I stopped purchasing music from your site. My downloads rarely complete at home or at work. I end up having to download them multiple times. Why the hell do I have to authorize and unauthorized my computers to play your purchased music? What happens when a computer that was authorized dies? Oh yeah you lose one of you four authorized machines. Either I own the music or I don’t. If I downloaded it from your site my login should clear up and confusion. Buying music for my kids Ipod is so difficult I do it less than a death row inmate has conjugal sex. It is a miserable process and I am a damn good IT Networks and System Administrator.
- Why the hell does it ask me every time if I want to back music up? I believe that no means no. Stop Rapping Me with unneeded questions.
- Why can’t there be an ITunes light with no bloat ware??? I just want to transfer music to and from my Ipod.
If you would like some help with this pos call me… I would volunteer my time to fix this POS.
Sincerely
Eran Bair
Angry Ipod Customer.
PS Did Microsoft write this? Come on be honest…
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I agree. I love my ipod but hate itunes.. About a year ago itunes had been asking me if I wanted to update my ipod. Time after time I told it no. One day I did accept and 45 gig of music was gone. I was pissed to say the least. I now use an old laptop with version 7 to transfer all music.