Much ado has been made about Cindy Sheehan. I personally have viewed her as the village idiot gets a national talk show. She does everything in her power to be on the nightly news. She is more of a publicity hound than Lindsey Lohan, Britney Spears and Michael Jackson combined however lately I have started to wonder if I have judged her too harshly. Maybe Cindy Sheehan isn’t a dumb as she sounds.

Sheehan mission hasn’t been to stop the war, humiliate the president and/or make herself look like a complete idiot. She has worked tirelessly for something even more exciting. She has secretly been using these protests for free travel. Cindy has brilliantly taken the death of her son and used it for 15 minutes of fame and free travel. Sheehan spends the month of August 2005 vacationing in Crawford, TX. September she spends touring the country in her “bus” on the Bring them home tour seeing more of Texas, Louisiana, Minnesota, Indiana, Alabama, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, Illinois, Michigan, Georgia, South Carolina, New York and Washington DC. Not too bad of a vacation paid for by some idiot that isn’t realizing she is using this for a nice vacation. Later in September she get a trip to Arizona paid for by someone else to see Senator John McCain (R Arizona). Sheehan ends up calling him a “warmonger”. Sheehan visits Chicago on the tab of the Communist Party USA. If no one will listen maybe the Commie’s will? In December she got an all expense paid trip to Great Britain and Ireland. Recently Sheehan visited Venezuela's President Hugo “Nut Job” Chavez in Caracas, Venezuela. Wow why not just call Osama and ask to attend an Al Qaeda pep rally op? And then recently Cindy Sheehan got to attend the President’s State of the Union address; an event that most Americans will never ever get invited to attend.

Cindy Sheehan really isn't the nut job she appears to be but is secretly working to see the world for free… The clock reads 14 minutes 57 seconds... tick tick tick.