I know you all know I follow the knitting world religiously. That is why I am forced to post about the Knitting Olympics. Of course it’s a Canadian website and their domain is Yarn Harlot. Not too be confused with thread whore… Oh the biblical knitting sites we could create…

Tired of paying to advertise your business on Google? Why not paint your logo on your roof and use Google Maps as a method to have customers beat a path to your door? Example "Google is experimenting with plotting local advertisers' locations on its Maps product, giving marketers a visual and spatial accompaniment to their locally targeted ads.” According to Impact Lab

I can hear it now….
Painter: Jello Tank jew for calling Jesus Menendez Rodriguez Painting
Corporate Exec: Yeah Hi I need my company’s logo and web address painted on my roof.
Painter: jew will need to wait until Juan gets back… cause he is the only one who’s computer literate.

Now Microsoft is getting into the “Google World” with Windows Live Local… It looks promising until you see black and white satelite photos in the more rural locations.

The Top Ten Reasons No One Reads Your Blog… Son of a … I need to be or get a hot young naked female…

How Many Democrats Could Be Confirmed to the Supreme Court? It doesn’t look good for liberals either… and then Senator Hatch asks: Um Ted can you explain the 12 hours and why your lawyer was with you at Chappaquiddick? More on Ted and Orin in today’s SL TRIB “Kennedy, Hatch: Strange bedfellows
Talk of the Morning: The duo is referred to as the Senate's Odd Couple”

Kinky's Run For Governor Of Texas…
I saw this on 60 minutes last night and Kinky made me laugh… I wish more politicians and government leaders would be this honest. I think he deserves a link for quotes like these… All Kinky’s quotes taken from his 60 Minutes Interview

His platform:“It's Kinky Friedman versus apathy,"

His Music
His band’s name, “Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jewboys,” was designed to offend and includes among his greatest hits “They Ain’t Making Jews Like Jesus Anymore.”

On Drugs
"I think you have to find what you like and let it kill ya, you know? You struggle with your demons and you conquer them,’ he says. ‘I mean, I haven't done drugs in what? Twenty-five years or more.”

On Dogs
"And you know what I say, 'Money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make 'em wag his tail,' " Friedman says. He runs an animal rescue project.

Successful Author Of
Latest book: “Texas Hold 'Em : How I Was Born in a Manger, Died in the Saddle, and Came Back as a Horny Toad.” This sounds like a must read in my book.

On Politics and being a Long Shot
"The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror," says Friedman. "And if an alternative is on that ballot in Texas, I guarantee you, Texans are gonna take it. The politicians don't know this yet, but the people do."

On the Ten Commandments
"The Ten Commandments. The Ten Commandments being taken out of the public schools. I want them back,” says Friedman. Why? "I want them back, they belong there," says Friedman. "Maybe I'll have to change their name to the Ten Suggestions, you know. But they were taken out, not by separation of church and state, but by political correctness gone awry. One atheist stands up and says, 'I don't like the Ten Commandments,' and suddenly out they go. And, of course, we all know what happens to an atheist when he dies. His tombstone usually reads, 'All dressed up and no place to go.' "

On Gay Marriage“I also support gay marriage. I say they have every right to be just as miserable as the rest of us.”

Kinky's Website.... http://www.kinkyfriedman.com

Nudity and Sex in the Muslim World…After Marriage of Course
As scholars question the place of nudity in marriage, Islamic clerics are hotly debating exactly what sexual practices are acceptable, writes Brian Whitaker
If Muslim scholars are debating this America might be in a lot more jeopardy than we ever imagined. (no nudity just sexual talk) The article even makes the BYU seem like sexual perverts… we all know their old mantra of procreation not recreation after marriage.

Muslims On Kissing
“Males and females should not kiss unless they are related by blood or marriage. Same-sex kissing, on the other hand, is allowed as long as it is done without "lust" and avoids the person's mouth. Hands and cheeks are the preferred places to kiss. The forehead is also good because the Prophet reportedly once gave a man a smacker between the eyes.” Squaw Peak and the shadows of the Marriot Center would get a break from BYU NCMO’s with this kind of kissing decree.