Making a Mockery

Friday, June 30, 2006

Internet Everywhere but Not Enough Time to Surf

Here are some links I have been gathering to share.

Where the hell was this when I was in high school? It's the rubic's cube robotic solver.

What do you do after you watch Tokyo Drift, but can't afford a car?

I am sending out a SOS a kitty in a bottle.

Is there any Truth in Advertising? Think again!! You can easily Photoshop yourself into better skin.

Buzz Aldrin maybe a Seventy something year old former moon walking pioneer but he can still kick your @$$ if you call him a liar and a cheat.

AOL might just be a virus you cannot end. The video made me laugh after a recent incident with Comcast and another incident with Salt Lake County Human Resources Department. (This will make my blog soon, I promise.)

Have you seen the new snob card from AMEX. The businesses I visit struggle just swiping my debit card can you imagine putting that on the counter at Home Depot.

VW's Dresden Germany Phaeton Assembly Plant. Was it inspired by Ikea?

This made me laugh. Tent camping in Manhattan.

It turns out I have fewer close friends. I thought it was just that I was a jerk because I don't return calls.

The Knitting Corner
Hyperbolic space is an unimaginable concept, unless you're a Latvian mathematician who's handy with needle and yarn. Maybe I just haven't given enough importance to knitting in the world. I guess I just thought it was a hobby for grandmothers. I guess I could be wrong.

It turns out Conservative bloggers know how to bring home the bacon. Gee I am only making about $300 a year on this bad boy.

Tired of only making swan origami? Try making an origami Yoda.

Need a time killer at work? Try Wkimapia it's a Google maps meets wikipedia

So how close does a 4 mega ton Thermo Nuclear device need to explode to vaporize me and my house? Find out here

The PostSecret project is interesting.

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Monday, June 26, 2006

Satan Turns His Wrath From Super Dell to John Jacobs

As much as I hate Chris Cannon. his only opponent John Jacob is an even bigger idiot. In Friday's newspaper Jacob is quoted saying, "There's another force that wants to keep us from going to Washington, D.C. It's the devil is what it is." Salt Lake Tribune

When asked if he actually believed that "something else" was indeed Satan, Jacob said: "I don't know who else it would be if it wasn't him. Now when that gets out in the paper, I'm going to be one of the screw-loose people."

Well I guess if you are going to go down in a flame of glory it might as well be as a complete and total nut job. Enid Green anyone? I do have a question for John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.. How do you know its Satan and not God protecting his children from you? Hitler and the Third Reich also thought God was on their side. It just seems a bit presumptuous. Who the hell do you think you are? I am not alone on this read some of the Trib Feedback My favorite of course being this one.

"by Scot M. (#44122) @ 10:43am - Fri Jun 23rd, 2006We know where Dell Schanze is working now....Political advisor to John Jacob. Next he will say that the media are the devils and ruining his polical (sic)career." listed about 30 blogs mentioning Jacobs Satanic Opponent in their blog watch.

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