Making a Mockery

Friday, February 03, 2006

Lyrics for Edge of Seventeen

For some reason I am getting a lot of traffic from people searching for the lyrics to Edge of Seventeen by Lindsey Lohan. I thought I would create a shameless ad page containing the lyrics. I am just trying to cover my hosting. Just for the record however the song was written and performed originally by Stevie Nicks and was featured on her 1981 album Bella Donna. Link to Lyrics

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Cindy Sheehan: Nut Job or Brilliant Mind

Much ado has been made about Cindy Sheehan. I personally have viewed her as the village idiot gets a national talk show. She does everything in her power to be on the nightly news. She is more of a publicity hound than Lindsey Lohan, Britney Spears and Michael Jackson combined however lately I have started to wonder if I have judged her too harshly. Maybe Cindy Sheehan isn't a dumb as she sounds.

Sheehan mission hasn't been to stop the war, humiliate the president and/or make herself look like a complete idiot. She has worked tirelessly for something even more exciting. She has secretly been using these protests for free travel. Cindy has brilliantly taken the death of her son and used it for 15 minutes of fame and free travel. Sheehan spends the month of August 2005 vacationing in Crawford, TX. September she spends touring the country in her "bus" on the Bring them home tour seeing more of Texas, Louisiana, Minnesota, Indiana, Alabama, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, Illinois, Michigan, Georgia, South Carolina, New York and Washington DC. Not too bad of a vacation paid for by some idiot that isn't realizing she is using this for a nice vacation. Later in September she get a trip to Arizona paid for by someone else to see Senator John McCain (R Arizona). Sheehan ends up calling him a "warmonger". Sheehan visits Chicago on the tab of the Communist Party USA. If no one will listen maybe the Commie's will? In December she got an all expense paid trip to Great Britain and Ireland. Recently Sheehan visited Venezuela's President Hugo "Nut Job" Chavez in Caracas, Venezuela. Wow why not just call Osama and ask to attend an Al Qaeda pep rally op? And then recently Cindy Sheehan got to attend the President's State of the Union address; an event that most Americans will never ever get invited to attend.

Cindy Sheehan really isn't the nut job she appears to be but is secretly working to see the world for free. The clock reads 14 minutes 57 seconds... tick tick tick.

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Thursday, February 02, 2006

One of the Worlds Dumbest Criminals.

Orem Man Reports Marijuana Stolen Link

worlds dumbest drug dealer

Kory C. Tippetts an 18 year old Orem resident calls police to inform them his house had been burglarized. The only item reported stolen was a quarter pound of pot. Police arrest burglar and Tippets for possession with intent to distribute.

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Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Dr. Marilyn T. Welles and the Flamingly Incompetent Controversy

Well our old Sundance friend must be in the news again or is at least back to stalking me. My logs are filled with hits from her ISP and hits from Google Searches on her name. I have missed my good friend Dr. Flamingly Incompetent aka Dr. Marilyn T. Welles. You can Read About Dr. Flamingly Incompetent and her tricks here. . Or read her letters to me here. Or even get your certified flamingly incompetent t-shirts or just View the Flamingly Incompetent T-shirt Logos. I have received over 100 hits this month related to Marilyn Welles.either by her ISP in Canada or by searches for Marilyn Welles. I seem to rank very high for Marilyn Welles in Google. in fact #1 and #1 for flamingly incompetent.

If you want to learn more on how I got these high rankings for these search terms see Google Bombing Marilyn Welles.

Dear Marilyn Welles,
Your letters to Eric Sather and to others at Sundance eventually got me fired. Ok NOT I am totally joking. I decided to pursue a new job with more potential for me and my family. If you would like to stalk me there that would be fun. Did I tell you I work in Emergency services? I do. I work closely with many police agencies. (You know those who uphold stalking laws) I haven't reported you as a stalker yet because it is still a fun novelty for me and my associates. Hey why don't you click some of my Google ads while you are here so I can pay next years hosting bill. I mean you are sucking off enough bandwidth that you should at least be useful. Ads are on the right side.

Miss You

PS Did you get your flamingly incompetent shirt? If not send me your address and I will forward it on. In the mean time keep your faith in God. Oops I forgot you are an atheist. Dr. Welles keep fighting all the religious people in America and it makes me laugh... and maybe we can get IN GOD WE Trust Removed from our money or maybe the Utah Highway Patrol Memorial Crosses removed.

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Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Guess who's back Back again Shady's back Tell a friend

exxon mobile bastard managment

Exxon Mobil posts record $36 billion profit for '05

So during Katrina all we heard was this is going to eat into our profits and we will lose millions of dollars in rebuilding the Gulf Oil infrastructure. Well Lookie Lookie it didn't happen. So I am again back to sending my Utah Representatives a letter asking for some more lame excuses by oil execs under oath this time. After all the last time we had an "investigation" (term used very loosely) prices dropped almost a $1 a gallon in just a few weeks; Truly Amazing. Bastards are holding America hostage. I can't take public transportation to work, as it doesn't go near my work. I bought more a fuel-efficient car but yet the efficiency I need to stay financially viable doesn't exist.

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