Making a Mockery

Friday, January 13, 2006

Surfing Friday...

Are you tired of reading the Bible? Well now we can just look at Bible stories created in Legos. That's right folks Brick Testament is here.

Calvin and Hobbes Snow Art Gallery a site dedicated to humorous snow sculptures of Calvin.

The rules and variations of the child's game of Tag

Confused by the Sesame St Collage of Characters... Here is some relief.

Iron Maiden Album Covers done with Sponge Bob Square Pants. Nice marketing for this graphic artist.

Tired of a stupid kitty on your checks how about Ozzy Osbourne or Lynard Skynard?

The Smoking Gun's 2005 Mug Shots Of The Year very entertaining, I loved the paint sniffer.

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Thursday, January 12, 2006

When a Spade is a Spade

I find it amusing that Sen. Edward Kennedy D-MA thinks he is protecting the United States by implying that Supreme Court Nominee Samuel Alito is a racist and a bigot because he may or may not have belonged to a conservative group at Princeton in the early 80's. I just think that it's Ted the drunk's method of slander.

I think that Sen. Edward Kennedy D-MA is an idiot and a hypocrite. Four words for ya Ted. Chappaquiddick and Mary Jo Kopechne. According to Teddy, he drove off a bridge by accident in the middle of the night and "tried to rescue his passenger Mary Jo but failed" and left her for dead. Kennedy discussed the accident with several people, including his lawyer, before he was contacted by the police some 10 hours later. The autopsy reported that Kopechne drowned and the police found evidence that she lived for several hours before drowning. The rumor mill has it he was drunk and taking Kopechne for a late night beach "encounter". It was nice of the Kennedy family to just kind of make the whole incident disappear.
So where does Ted get off on calling people bigots? Its kinda like calling him a murderer.but wait he is.

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Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Don't Go Away Mad... Heath Ledger Just Go Away

I personally think most celebrities are egomaniacs that think what they think or say really matters. I am often at a loss for words when these "people" are quoted in the news. Recently a new jackass has appeared on the entertainment horizon, his name Heath Ledger. What makes you any more important than anyone else?

Ledger recently bashed Utah, Mormons and West Virginia.

"Personally, I don't think the movie is [controversial] but I think maybe the Mormons in Utah do. I think it's hilarious and very immature of a society," Ledger said, reports the Australian paper The Herald Sun.

Ledger also took a swipe at West Virginia, and displayed a dubious grasp of American history. "I heard a while ago that West Virginia was going to ban it but that's a state that was lynching people only 25 years ago so that's to be expected," he was quoted as saying.

I just wish people like Heath "Jackass" Ledger would just shut the hell up. Having moral beliefs and exercising your right, as a businessman to serve your cliental or your beliefs is your God given right.

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Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Truth in Advertising: Yeah Right!!!

Ingredients: Cereal [Chocolate Flavored Crisp Rice (Rice Flour Cocoa Processed with Alkali, Sugar, Caramel Color, Malt Extract, Salt, Distilled Monoglycerides, BHT [Preservative]), Soy Flour, Corn Meal, Whole Grain Corn, Whole Grain Oats Rice Flour, Modified Corn Starch, Cocoa, Canola and/or Rice Bran Oil, Corn Syrup, Cocoa Processed with Alkali, Salt, Rice Bran, Calcium Carbonate, Carmel and Beet Juice Concentrate Color, Tricalcium Phosphate, Trisodium Phosphate, artificial Flavor, Zinc, and Iron (Mineral Nutrients), Vitamin C (Sodium Ascorbate), A B Vitamin (Niacinamide), B6 (Pyridoxine Hydrochloride), Vitamin B2 (Riboflavin), Vitamin B1 (Thamin Monoitrate), A B Vitamin (Folic Acid), Vitamin B12, Wheat Starch, Vitamin E (Mixed Tocopherols) and BHT Added to Retain Freshness]; Milk Filling [Sugar, Lactose, Palm Kernel Oil, Partially Hydrogenated Soybean Oil, Nonfat Milk, Distilled Monoglycerides, Soy Lecithin, Salt, Natural and Artificial Flavor, Freshness Preserved by TBHQ and Citric Acid]; Corn Syrup, High Fructose Corn Syrup, F ructose, Partially Hydrogenated Soybean Oil, Sugar, Isolated Soy Protein, Tricalcium Phosphate, Glycerin, Water, Maltoextrin, Coca Processed with Alkali, Caramel and Beet Juice Concentrate Color, Sorbitol, Gelatin, Vitamin C (Sodium Ascobate), Iron and Zinc (Mineral Nutrients), Salt Artificial Flavor, Vitamin A (Palmate), A B Vitamin (Niacinamide), Vitamin D, Vitamin B2 (Riboflavin), Vitamin B6 (Pyridoxine Hydrochloride), Vitamin B1 (Thiamin Monitrate), Sulfiting Agents, A B Vitamin (Folic Acid), Vitamin B12, Sunflower Meal, Peanut Flour, Almond Meal, Wheat Flour, Freshness Preserved by BHT. Contains Peanut, Almond, Milk Wheat, Sunflower and Soy Ingredients.

Supposedly this is what I ate for breakfast. It might as well be Egyptian.

In case you wanted to know it was

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